Dear Tomato

the smell of rain in the morning. the sight of a lavender field after a storm. the chill in the air after climbing out of bed. the song of a broken heart in the middle of the night. the taste of your lips as i sleep. that last thought before you woke up which set your world to heat.
"Us until the end." No one could’ve said it better than he did. It was perfect, but what she didn’t realize was that there would be an end: a terribly sweet and natural end; the ones that hurt the most.
Stay Gold

You make me happy on my face and in my pants

#selfie
Forehead.
northsane:

Adam’s Song, Blink-182
express-their-feelings:

Cat em We Heart It.

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: kaitokirishima, via thefuuuucomics)

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hi)

musiclily:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • Godspeed
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Take my sword
  • The dragon walks alone
  • That’s not the code word
  • I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident

(via thanl)

bagmilk:

bagmilk:

we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed

image

oh

(via thanl)

vanconcastiel:

eridan-amporadorable:

neurologically:

deanspelvis:

milesjai:

madlori:

leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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(Source)

Watch till the end.  Trust me.

Someone give this man an award. 

He literally just slayed their assholes open wow

Watch how uncomfortable the people in the background get when the speech turns around. They were probably agreeing with everything he had said up until then.

Give this man a gold medal to go along with those cast-iron balls.

(Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture, via thefuuuucomics)

thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.
defilerwyrm:

fluent-in-fangirl:

suavedoctor:

crowleyheart:

ruledbycrowley:

churro-o-o:

Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell

fixed


not enough hipster galaxy overlay

there we go

Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.


Meaningless and profound enough?

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